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Voldemort: Neville Longbottom, you will be a rockin' DE. Join, plz. We need your kind.
Neville: Oh HEELL no.
Voldemort: FINE. FINE. Accio Sorting Hat.
Neville: *frozen*
Voldemort: Blabbity blabber, there will be no Sorting at this school of rock. We shall all be in Slytherin, the noble house of my forebears. My reign of terror is upon you all, and lol nobody is going to rise against me, evar. *SETS SORTING HAT ON FIRE* TAKE THAT, BITCHES.
Hogwarts Gates: *BURST OPEN*
Rest of Wizarding World: *RUSH IN TO DRAMATIC LORD OF THE RINGS SOUNDTRACK MUSIC*
Voldemort: Oh, hold on a min...
Neville: *BREAKS FREE*
Sorting Hat: HAVE A SWORD, BRO.
Neville: *extracts sword from its clothy sheath* SHIIIIINGGGG.
Nagini: *IS BEHEADED*
Voldemort: OMFG. >:o
Neville: Oh feel the BURN. IT IS SO DEEP. *pwns all*

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